the hanging

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 12-Jan-2007 21:55:26

A shapely young lady asked, as a last request, that she be hanged in the nude. Although the warden thought this unusual, he felt a last request was not something to be denied. When the condemned prisoner arrived at the gallows, the hangman gasped, My God, you have the most beautiful body I've ever seen. Came the whispered reply, And it's all yours if you keep your trap shut!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 12-Jan-2007 23:46:41

Oh ho... trap shut?...

Bob